Something I used to do for Deadspin (with a head nod toward this great old post on Runner's World's website).

Attacked by child-murderer

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Attacked by man who attempted to remove her pants

Bitten by coyote

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“Beaten By Men With Sticks”

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Bitten by spider and infected with flesh-eating virus

Chased by mountain lion

Followed by emu

Fondled by man who yelled "April Fool's"

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Found “dead body” (actually pig carcass)

Found headless goat on beach

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Genitals exposed to (Texas)

Genitals exposed to (New York)

Hit by train

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Rescued suicidal man

Robbed of phone and clothes by two women

Robbed at gunpoint in the middle of the afternoon

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Robbed near Rose Bowl

Victimized by serial fondler

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Wanted by police for jogging naked

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Won right to jog naked