"Infected By Flesh-Eating Virus": A Brief Index Of Recent Events Involving Joggers

Something I used to do for Deadspin (with a head nod toward this great old post on Runner's World's website).

Attacked by child-murderer

Attacked by man who attempted to remove her pants

Bitten by coyote

“Beaten By Men With Sticks”

Bitten by spider and infected with flesh-eating virus

Chased by mountain lion

Followed by emu

Fondled by man who yelled "April Fool's"

Found “dead body” (actually pig carcass)

Found headless goat on beach

Genitals exposed to (Texas)

Genitals exposed to (New York)

Hit by train

Rescued suicidal man

Robbed of phone and clothes by two women

Robbed at gunpoint in the middle of the afternoon

Robbed near Rose Bowl

Victimized by serial fondler

Wanted by police for jogging naked

Won right to jog naked